Adam Sandler
Lenny Feder

Kevin James
Eric Lamonsoff

Chris Rock
Kurt McKenzie

David Spade
Marcus Higgins

Salma Hayek Pinault
Roxanne Chase-Feder

Maya Rudolph
Deanne McKenzie

Maria Bello
Sally Lamonsoff

Nick Swardson
Nick

Steve Buscemi
Wiley

Colin Quinn
Dickie Bailey

Tim Meadows
Malcom

Shaquille O'Neal
Officer Fluzoo

Jon Lovitz
Squats Fitness Janitor

Georgia Engel
Mrs. Lamonsoff

Alexander Ludwig
Braden

Peter Dante
Officer Dante

Oliver Hudson
Kyle

Allen Covert
Hippie Teacher

Steve Austin
Tommy Cavanugh

Milo Ventimiglia
Frat Boy Milo

Jake Goldberg
Greg Feder

Cameron Boyce
Keithie Feder

Alexys Nycole Sanchez
Becky Feder

Ada-Nicole Sanger
Donna Lamonsoff

Frank Gingerich
Bean Lamonsoff

Morgan Gingerich
Bean Lamonsoff

Nadji Jeter
Andre McKenzie

China Anne McClain
Charlotte Mackenzie

Kaleo Elam
Ronnie Mackenzie

Cheri Oteri
Penny

Ellen Cleghorne
Mary Fluzoo

Dan Patrick
Gym Teacher

Halston Sage
Nancy Arbuckle

Ebony Jo-Ann
Mama Ronzoni

Norm Crosby
Kmart Employee

Melanie Hutsell
Kmart Mother

Dennis Dugan
Dr. Larry

Jonathan Loughran
Robideaux

Jackie Sandler
Tardio's Wife

Sadie Sandler
Tardio's Daughter

Sunny Sandler
Tardio's Daughter

Chris Berman
The Great Renaldo

Richie Minervini
Principal Tardio

Kris Murrell
Beefcake Kitty

Patty Ross
Pizza Delivery Woman

Aly Michalka
Bikini Girl Savannah

Paulina Gretzky
Bikini Girl Daisy

Kamil McFadden
Bumpty

Alexander Poncio
Duffy

Andy Samberg
Male Cheerleader

Jorma Taccone
Male Cheerleader

Bobby Moynihan
Male Cheerleader

Akiva Schaffer
Male Cheerleader

Taran Killam
Male Cheerleader

Erin Heatherton
Ginger (Head Cheerleader)

Patrick Schwarzenegger
Frat Boy Cooper

David Henrie
Frat Boy

Jared Sandler
Frat Boy

Chris Titone
Frat Boy

Jimmy Tatro
Frat Boy

Brad Grunberg
Mailman

Robert Harvey
Party Guest

Billy Concha
Assistant Football Coach

Taylor Lautner
Frat Boy Andy (uncredited)

Will Forte
Male Cheerleader (uncredited)

Michael Dubuc
Frat Boy (uncredited)