Phil Caracas
Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi
Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton
Mary Magnum

Tim Devries
Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll
Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace
Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance
Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones
Father Alban

Mike Funk
Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron
Blind Jimmy Leper

Jeff Moffet
Santos

Ivan Freud
Narrator

Erica Murton
Maggie

Alex Godin
Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson
Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard
Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau
Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis
Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis
Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas
Dancing Angel #3

Sarah Levitin
Dancing Angel #4

Eva Colpaart
Dancing Angel #5

Ranita Raggo
The Straight Shooters Waitress

Christopher R. Bugg
Atheist #1

Ean Murphy
Atheist #2

Graham Collins
Allegro Clerk

Elinor Quesnel
Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

Christine Demarbre
The Screaming Lesbian

Andy Smith
The Bishop

Marc Charron
The Cop

Jose Sanchez
The Transvestite

Sophie
Fifi the Dog

Jay Stone
God (voice)

Lyn Guerin
Photographer #2

Alana Ragbir
Photographer #3

Stu Hutchings
Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

Rayna Farr-Dutchin
The Little Blind Girl

Harry Knuckles
Himself

Jenny Coutts
Virgin Mary

Nancy Riehle
Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

Milo
The Deaf Lesbian Dog

Mark Cayer
Worshipper

Olga Chrzanowska
Worshipper

Eric Demarbre
Hockey Jersey Atheist

Miles Finlayson
Atheist

Stephanie Halin
Lesbian Vampire

Yves Macra
The limo driver

Jason McMaster
Atheist 1

Karm Parker
Atheist #6

Mark Pollesel
Dancer

Steve Sauve
Pedestrian, Homeless Person

Casey Tourangeau
Singer, Musical Scene

Petr Maur
Photographer #1