Steve Zahn
Kresk

Salma Hayek Pinault
Kolko

Elijah Wood
Mikey

Jeff Goldblum
Avnet

David Cross
Andy

Tom Wilkinson
Bollingsworth

Orlando Jones
Miss Cocoa

Kevin Corrigan
Paulie

David Hyde Pierce
Mr. Kerner

Lara Flynn Boyle
Karen

Michael Rapaport
Hitman

John Cassini
Henchman

Myndy Crist
Jeannie

Craig Ferguson
Melander Stevens

Devin Douglas Drewitz
Scottie

Dmitry Chepovetsky
Dr. Welby

Danny Dworkis
Snotty Man

Michael Kopsa
Senator Dove

Robin Mossley
Guard

Mike Dopud
Dead Guy

Bill Dow
Doctor

Jonathon Young
Poet Reader

Peter Kelamis
Reporter

Guy Fauchon
Waiter

Simon Longmore
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