David Arquette
Gordie Boggs

Scott Caan
Sean Dawkins

Chris Owen
Isaac

Oliver Platt
Jimmy King

Rose McGowan
Sasha

Joe Pantoliano
Titus Sinclair

Caroline Rhea
Eugenia King

Ellen Albertini Dow
Mrs. MacKenzie

Lewis Arquette
Fred King

Bill Goldberg
Goldberg

Page Falkinburg Jr.
Diamond Dallas Page

Richard Lineback
Mr. Boggs

Martin Landau
Sal Bandini

Kathleen Freeman
Jane King

Ahmet Zappa
Cashier

Steve Borden
Sting

Scott Bigelow
Bam Bam Bigelow

Randy Poffo
Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage

Booker Huffman, Jr.
Booker T

Sid Eudy
Sid Vicious

Eduardo Hernández
Juventud Guerrera

Glenn Gilbertti
Disco Inferno

Peter Gruner Jr.
Billy Kidman

Charles Ashenoff
Konnan

Perry Satullo
Perry Saturn

Mike Hayner
Prince Iaukea

Mark Hildreth
Van Hammer

Michael Buffer
Michael Buffer

Gene Okerlund
Gene Okerlund

Tony Schiavone
Tony Schiavone

Mike Tenay
Mike Tenay

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Chae An
Chae

Teri Byrne
Fyre

Melissa Bellin
Spice

Sharmell Huffman
Storm

Julia Schultz
Kitty

John Cena
Gymrat (Uncredited)