Jason Statham
Nick Wild

Michael Angarano
Cyrus Kinnick

Dominik Garcia
Holly

Milo Ventimiglia
Danny DeMarco

Hope Davis
Cassandra

Max Casella
Osgood

Stanley Tucci
Baby

Sofía Vergara
D.D.

Jason Alexander
Pinky

Anne Heche
Roxy

Chris Browning
Tiel

Matthew Willig
Kinlaw

François Vincentelli
Benny

Davenia McFadden
Millicent

Michael Papajohn
Pit Boss

Jean Claude Leuyer
Julian Reeves

Greice Santo
Cocktail Waitress

Lara Grice
First Doctor

Shanna Forrestall
Marie

Lee Perkins
Mean Dealer

Angela Kerecz
Sexy Santa Annie

Kyle Clements
Orderly

Billy Tilk
Thug #1

Pete Antico
Thug #2

J. Travis Merendino
Thug #3

Clayton J. Barber
Thug #4

Diana Durango
Wendy (uncredited)