Steve Martin
Larry

Charles Grodin
Warren

Judith Ivey
Iris

Steve Lawrence
Jack

Robyn Douglass
Danielle

Merv Griffin
Himself

Joyce Brothers
Herself

Candi Brough
Schneider Twin

Randi Brough
Schneider Twin

Julie Payne
Rental Agent

Madison Arnold
Lonely Cop

Roger Robinson
Greeting Card Supervisor

Joan Sweeny
Girl in Blood Bank

Leslie Wing
Girl in Bar

Hunt Block
Couple in Bar

Jerry Grayson
Man Who Gets Shot

Michael Greer
Counterman

Erik Holland
Ship's Officer

Sarah Abrell
Bride

Rance Howard
Minister

Gloria Irizarry
Woman at Elevated

Beau Starr
2nd Cop

Dominic Barto
2nd Hold-Up Man

Santos Morales
Janitor

Hardy Rawls
Man on Roof

Tom Kubiak
Man on Roof

Joanne Hahn
Model at Party

Robina Suwol
Girl at Party

George Tyne
Director at Party

Tony Giorgio
Writer at Party

Eb Lottimer
Groom

Badja Djola
Native

Matthew Faison
Lonely Guy

Leslie Bevis
Seven Deadly Sins

Lamya Derval
Seven Deadly Sins

Martina Finch
Seven Deadly Sins

Jenny Gago
Seven Deadly Sins

Marie Laurin
Seven Deadly Sins

Loni Anderson
Herself (uncredited)

Paul Benedict
Dr. Zook (voice) (uncredited)

Bob Harks
Bar Patron (uncredited)

Allan Kolman
Lonely Ship Passenger (uncredited)