Alan van Sprang
Sarge Nicotine Crockett

Kenneth Welsh
Patrick O'Flynn

Kathleen Munroe
Janet / Jane O'Flynn

Devon Bostick
Boy

Athena Karkanis
Tomboy

Stefano DiMatteo
Francisco

Joris Jarsky
Chuck

Richard Fitzpatrick
Seamus Muldoon

Julian Richings
James O'Flynn

Wayne Robson
Tawdry O'Flynn

John Migliore
Zombie (uncredited)

Matt Birman
Lem

Ho Chow
Fisherman

Eric Woolfe
Kenny McDonald

Joshua Peace
D.J.

George Stroumboulopoulos
Talk Show Host

Matthew Blazi
Zombie (uncredited)