Adam Sandler
Tommy

Terry Crews
Chico

Jorge Garcia
Herm

Taylor Lautner
Lil Pete

Rob Schneider
Ramon

Luke Wilson
Danny

Will Forte
Will Patch

Steve Zahn
Clem

Harvey Keitel
Smiley

Nick Nolte
Frank Stockburn

Jon Lovitz
Grant

Whitney Cummings
Susannah

David Spade
General George Custer

Danny Trejo
Cicero

Nick Swardson
Nelly Patch

Blake Shelton
Wyatt Earp

Vanilla Ice
Mark Twain

Julia Jones
Smoking Fox

Saginaw Grant
Screaming Eagle

Lavell Crawford
Gus Patch

Steve Buscemi
Doc Griffin

John Turturro
Abner Doubleday

Chris Parnell
Bank Manager

Dana Goodman
Beaver Breath

Jared Sandler
Babyface Patch

Jackie Sandler
Never Wears Bra

Norm Macdonald
Nugget Customer

Dan Patrick
Abe Lincoln

Chris Kattan
John Wilkes Booth

Blake Clark
Gulch Sheriff

Julia Vera
Esmerelda

Chris Titone
Beefer

Tim Herlihy
Nugget Bartender

Sadie Sandler
Dancing Kid #1

Sunny Sandler
Dancing Kid #2

Kenneth Ruthardt
Raging Bear

Jonathan Loughran
Rifleman

Dan Bulla
Dr. Chubb

King Orba
Nugget Bouncer #2

James Ning
QI

Sarah Minnich
Woman Bank Customer

Ryan Happy
Train Robber #1

Tina Parker
Mary Todd Lincoln

Stephen Eiland
Fainting Man

Catharine E. Jones
Betty Dunson

Alex Knight
Ford's Theater Performer #1

Lauren Poole
Ford's Theater Performer #2

Robin Leach
Herm (voice)

John Farley
Roscoe (uncredited)

Ricardo Andres
Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)

Richard Beal
Town Cowboy (uncredited)

Jetto Dorsainville
Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)

Alan Humphrey
Cowboy (uncredited)

Rodger Larance
Townsman (uncredited)

Meggie Maddock
Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)

Clint Obenchain
Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)

Martin Palmer
Gambler (uncredited)

Gonzalo Robles
Guard (uncredited)

J. Nathan Simmons
Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)