Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer

George Kennedy
Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson
Nordberg

Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg

Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford

Anthony James
Hector Savage

Lloyd Bochner
Baggett

Tim O'Connor
Fenzwick

Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell

Peter Van Norden
John Sununu

Colleen Fitzpatrick
Blues Singer

Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi

Larry McCormick
TV Reporter

Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Dad

William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé
Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bill Chemerka
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

'Weird Al' Yankovic
"You pigs...say your prayers."

Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Is this some kind of bust?"

C. Lindsay Workman
"Your coat, sir?"

Charlotte Zucker
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Don Pugsley
"He's wired!"

Manny Perry
"Let's get him."

Raynor Scheine
"You're on my groin."

John Fleck
"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Susan Breslau
Party Guest

Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter

Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy

David Zucker
Davy Crockett

Burton Zucker
Lab Technician

Françoise Ruggieri
White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)