Ian Ziering
Fin Shepard

Ryan Whitney
Claudia Shepard

Tara Reid
April Wexler

David Hasselhoff
Colonel Gilbert Shepard

Gary Busey
Wilford Wexler

Tommy Davidson
Aston Reynolds

Imani Hakim
Gabrielle

Cody Linley
Matt Shepard

Masiela Lusha
Gemini

Cheryl Tiegs
Raye Shepard

Carrie Keagan
Supervisor Martindale

Mindy Robinson
Annie the Fan

Gena Lee Nolin
Neely

Kym Johnson
Supervisor Gwen

Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Chop Top

Carrot Top
Uber Driver

Benjy Bronk
Howard Beale

Gilbert Gottfried
Ron McDonald

Steve Guttenberg
Colton

Stassi Schroeder
Gina Koening

Caroline Williams
Stretch

Dan Yeager
Gunnar

Paul Shaffer
Paul Shaffer

Vince Neil
Vince Neil

Al Roker
Al Roker

Jillian Warry Barberie
Train Passenger

Stacey Dash
Mayor Mansfield

Patti Stanger
Marley Craig (Reporter)

Lloyd Kaufman
Astro Tech Kaufman

Sarah Knappik
Blonde

Susan Anton
Betty (Gambler)

Cynthia Bailey
Tech Addison

Todd Chrisley
Todd Chrisley

Savannah Chrisley
Savannah Chrisley

Jay DeMarcus
Zimmerman

Justine Ezarik
Shatner

David Faustino
Bud

Erika Jayne
Tech Frances

Lori Greiner
Lori Greiner

Brandi Glanville
Tech Whitley

Taylor Ann Hasselhoff
Pilot Shaelyn

Robert Herjavec
Supervisor Parker

T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh
Tech Terry

Daniel Logan
Captain Fett

Andre Meadows
Train Conductor

Donna Mills
Supervisor Wink

Frank Mir
Jamie

Kenya Moore
Monique

Roy Nelson
Donnie (Paparrazo)

Wayne Newton
Wayne Newton

Alexandra Paul
Holden

Drew Pinsky
Pastor

DeStorm Power
National Guardsman

Dolvett Quince
Mickey the Trainer

Colby Lopez
Astro X Tech Lopez

Earthquake
Agent Cronenberg

Jax Taylor
Guardsman #2

Corey Taylor
Frankie

Diana Terranova
Salt Lake ComicCon Host

Adrian Zmed
Adrian Zmed

Natalie Morales
Natalie Morales