Robert Macaux
Christopher

Mary Klug
Anita Krzyewski

Richard Donelly
Stan Moetek

Jordan Lloyd
Debra Johnson

Melody Vasquez
Agent Ramirez

Randy Tow
Mr. Lee

Russell Gibson
Gorski

Jim Boyd
Reporter

Wendy Overly
Conga Woman

Jessica Baade
Trish

Keith Mascoll
Applesauce

Peter Ackerman
Priest

Irvin Wallace
Ruined Old Man

Shawn Contois
Bus Driver

Brina
Dance Hall Patron

Anastasia Tsikhanava
Rock Star

Marybeth Paul
Pageant Contestant

Lara Pezza
Denny

Bella Moore
Polka Kid

Robert Marsella
Waiter / Performance Attendee

Angel Connell
Performance Attendee

Lance Norris
Pizzeria Customer

Richard Pacheco
Performance Attendee / Polka Dancer

Leonel Severino
Celebrity on the Red Carpet

Kobi Polisky
Polka Child

Ted Sterner
Country Music Producer

Jed Griswold
Polka Dancer

Jeffery Kincannon
Performance Attendee

Harold Rudolph
Polka Dancer

Michele Mortensen
Polka Dancer

Benjamin James Chaplin
Teen Party Goer

Wendy Hartman
Wife Prison Visitor

Ron G. Young
Performance Attendee

Rich Rothbell
Uncle Rich / Polka Pro

Glenn W. Kane
Pope's Bodyguard

Tony Moreira
Prison Visitor

Eric Berghman
Background Dancer

Alexa Hartman
Daughter Prison Visitor

Tony Jones
Basketball Playing Prisoner

Mary Jane Brennan Sangiolo
Dance Hall Patron

Kevin Paul Healey
Ed

Steve Provizer
Polka Band Musician

Luke Nelson
Pope Visitor

Pasquale Dalessio
Bus Tour Group

Frank Cacciola
Polka Dancer (uncredited)

Charlie Flannery
Performance Attendee (uncredited)