Jay Chandrasekhar
Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn

Kevin Heffernan
Rodney 'Rod' Farva

Steve Lemme
MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack

Erik Stolhanske
Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto

Paul Soter
Carl Foster

Emmanuelle Chriqui
Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner

Lynda Carter
Governor Jessman

Rob Lowe
Guy Le Franc

Marisa Coughlan
Ursula Hanson

Brian Cox
John O'Hagen

Tyler Labine
Christophe Bellefuille

Will Sasso
Mountie Archambault

Maggie Castle
Cassandra Anne Gacek

Damon Wayans Jr.
Wagner

Fred Savage
Fred Savage

Hayes MacArthur
Mountie Podien

Seann William Scott
Callaghan

Kateri DeMartino
Canadian Local Townsfolk

Arthur Hiou
St. George Townsfolk

Katherine Skelton
Female Driver

Clifton Collins Jr.
Bus Driver

Paul Walter Hauser
Lonnie Laloush

Jim Gaffigan
Larry Johnson

Jimmy Tatro
Lance Stonebreaker

Bruce McCulloch
Charles Lloyd

Alexa Don
Female Escort