Joe Thomas
Nick

Hammed Animashaun
Shane Stubbs

Claudia O'Doherty
Amy

Hannah Tointon
Caitlin

Kurt Yaeger
Pirate

Hugh Coles
Rex

Lizzy Connolly
Lucy

Theo Barklem-Biggs
Gordy Symonds

Jemaine Clement
Robin

Nick Frost
Ricky

Noel Fielding
Hammerhead

Chris Geere
Brother David

Adrian Lukis
Brother Julian

Emma Rigby
Smurf Girl

Natasia Demetriou
Bride Smurf

Kirsty J. Curtis
Smurf Maid of Honor

Hayley Thomas
Smurf-in-Law

Stirling Gallacher
Vivian Taylor

Jon Campling
Officiator

Tony Way
Queasy Steve

Jason Williamson
PC Jones

Tom Knight
Provost

Guy Rhys
Rhys

Chris Pybus
Scouse Guy

Bronté Norman-Terrell
Woman on Shoulders

Dan Burman
Arsey Festival Goer

James Wallwork
Pissing Man

Big Narstie
Musician - Himself

Anthony Adjekum
Ticket Inspector

Stuart Davidson
Festivalgoer