Scott Mechlowicz
Scott Thomas

Jacob Pitts
Cooper Harris

Michelle Trachtenberg
Jenny

Travis Wester
Jamie

Vinnie Jones
Mad Maynard

Lucy Lawless
Madame Vandersexxx

Jessica Boehrs
Mieke

Patrick Malahide
Arthur Frommer

Patrick Rapold
Christoph

Diedrich Bader
Mugger

Kristin Kreuk
Fiona

Matt Damon
Donny

Molly Schade
Candy

Jakki Degg
Missy

Lenka Dayrit
Sissy

John Comer
Hooligan

Christian Dunckley Clark
Hooligan

Petr Jákl
Gunter

Jakub Kohák
French Soccer Fan

J.P. Manoux
Robot Man

Fred Armisen
Creepy Italian Guy

Barbora Navratilova
Vandersexxx Girl

Lucie Kachtikova
Vandersexxx Girl

Tereza Zimova
Vandersexxx Girl

Jana Pallaske
Anna, The Camera Store Girl

Jiří Maria Sieber
Gruber

Amy Huck
Bakery Woman

Dominic Raacke
Trucker

Rade Šerbedžija
Tibor

Jan Nemejovský
Manager at Opulent Hotel

Miroslav Táborský
Waiter at Opulent Hotel

Tereza Brettschneiderova
Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Steve Hytner
Green Fairy

Walter Sittler
Mieke's Father

Joel Kirby
Swiss Guard

Andrea Miltner
Vatican Tour Guide

Predrag Bjelac
Italian Guy at Vatican

Nick Jameson
Reporter

Pat Kilbane
American Robot Guy

Joanna Lumley
Hostel Clerk

Mindy Sterling
Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

Jeffrey Tambor
Scott's Dad (uncredited)