Rob Schneider
J.D.

Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet

Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry

Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn

Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist

Vince Offer
Peeping Tom

Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi

Anna Akana
Student

Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard

Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell

Jessie T. Usher
Jamal

Noelle Kenney
Patient

Theo Von
Mountain Climber

Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl

Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones

Danni Lang
Beautician

Alejandro Patiño
Worker

Calvin Sykes
Murphay

Thai Edwards
Swade

Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss

Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker

Hymnson Chan
Student

Rick Chambers
Captain

Chehon Wespi-Tschopp
Black Swan