Jackie Mason
Jack Hartounian

Robert Stack
Chandler Young

Dyan Cannon
Elizabeth Pearce

Dina Merrill
Cynthia Young

Jonathan Silverman
Harry

Brian McNamara
Todd Young

Marsha Warfield
Royette Tyler

Paul Bartel
Mr. Jamison

Jessica Lundy
Kate Hartounian

Chynna Phillips
Miffy Young

Randy Quaid
Peter Blunt

Chevy Chase
Ty Webb

Dan Aykroyd
Captain Tom Everett

Pepe Serna
Carlos

Bibi Osterwald
Mrs. Pierpont

Ted Hartley
Club Member

Andre Rosey Brown
Construction Worker

Gary Carlos Cervantes
Construction Worker

Dennis Bowen
Construction Worker

Mark Christopher Lawrence
Construction Worker

Sid Conrad
Naked Man

Mary Stavin
Girl in Bar

Frank Welker
The Gopher (voice)

Ethelreda Leopold
Club Member (uncredited)

Hank Robinson
Club Member (uncredited)

Todd Vittum
Club Member (uncredited)