Arsenio Hall
Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo")

Monique Gabrielle
Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video")

Lou Jacobi
Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Erica Yohn
Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Phil Hartman
Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Corey Burton
Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland") / TV Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Corey Burton
Announcer (segment "Silly Paté")

Michelle Pfeiffer
Brenda (segment "Hospital")

Peter Horton
Harry (segment "Hospital")

Griffin Dunne
Doctor (segment "Hospital")

Joe Pantoliano
Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming")

Stanley Brock
Customer (segment "Hairlooming")

Steve Forrest
Captain Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Robert Colbert
Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Joey Travolta
Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Forrest J. Ackerman
U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Sybil Danning
Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

Lana Clarkson
Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")

David Alan Grier
Don Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons")

B.B. King
B.B. King (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

William Bryant
Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Roxie Roker
Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Le Tari
Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul")

Rosanna Arquette
Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s")

Steve Guttenberg
Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s")

Henry Silva
Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not")

Sarah Lilly
Prostitute (segment "Bullshit or Not")

Archie Hahn
Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Harvey Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Belinda Balaski
Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Bernice Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

T.K. Carter
Host (segment "Silly Paté")

Phil Proctor
Mike (segment "Silly Paté")

Ira Newborn
Fred (segment "Silly Paté")

Karen Montgomery
Karen (segment "Silly Paté")

Robert Picardo
Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Rip Taylor
Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Slappy White
Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Jackie Vernon
Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Charlie Callas
Charlie Callas (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

Steve Allen
Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One")

William Marshall
Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates")

Tino Insana
Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates")

Donald Gibb
Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

Frank Collison
Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

William S. Taylor
Gruesome Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")

Ed Begley Jr.
Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

Larry Hankin
Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

Garry Goodrow
Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

John Ingle
Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale")

Angel Tompkins
First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening")

Terence McGovern
Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening")

Matt Adler
George (segment "Titan Man")

Kelly Preston
Violet (segment "Titan Man")

Ralph Bellamy
Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man")

Howard Hesseman
Rupert King (segment "Titan Man")

Steve Cropper
Customer (segment "Titan Man")

Marc McClure
Ray (segment "Video Date")

Russ Meyer
Video Salesman (segment "Video Date")

Corinne Wahl
Sherrie (segment "Video Date")

Andrew Dice Clay
Frankie (segment "Video Date")

Willard E. Pugh
Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date")

Carrie Fisher
Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth")

Paul Bartel
Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth")

Herb Vigran
Agent (segment "Reckless Youth")

Mike Mazurki
Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth")

Bryan Cranston
Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One") (uncredited)

Wallace Langham
Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited)

Huey Lewis
Huey Lewis (segment "Murray in Videoland") (uncredited)

Robert Loggia
Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited)

Bela Lugosi
Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth") (archive footage)

Dick Miller
Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventriloquist's Dummy") (uncredited)

Kellye Nakahara
Theatre Customer #4 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre") (uncredited)