Robert Hays
Ted Striker

Julie Hagerty
Elaine Dickinson

Leslie Nielsen
Dr. Rumack

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Roger Murdock

Lloyd Bridges
Steve McCroskey

Peter Graves
Capt. Clarence Oveur

Lorna Patterson
Randy

Robert Stack
Captain Rex Kramer

Jim Abrahams
Religious Zealot #6

Jonathan Banks
Gunderson

Stephen Stucker
Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs

Frank Ashmore
Victor Basta

Craig Berenson
Paul Carey

Barbara Billingsley
Jive Lady

Lee Bryant
Mrs. Hammen

Joyce Bulifant
Mrs. Davis

Ethel Merman
Lieutenant Hurwitz

Jimmie Walker
Windshield Wiper Man

Jill Whelan
Lisa Davis

Nora Meerbaum
Cocaine Lady

Kenneth Tobey
Air Controller Neubauer

James Hong
Japanese General

Michelle Stacy
Young Girl with Coffee

David Leisure
First Krishna

Ann Nelson
Hanging Lady

Al White
Second Jive Dude

Nicholas Pryor
Mr. Hammen

Cyril O'Reilly
Soldier

Marcy Goldman
Mrs. Geline

Gregory Itzin
Religious Zealot #1

Michael Laurence
Newscaster

Maureen McGovern
Nun

John O'Leary
Reporter #2

Conrad E. Palmisano
Religious Zealot #4

Robert Starr
Religious Zealot #5

Barbara Stuart
Mrs. Kramer

William Tregoe
Jack Kirkpatrick

Herb Voland
Air Controller Macias

Jason Wingreen
Dr. Brody

Charlotte Zucker
Make-up Lady

David Zucker
Ground Crewman #2

Jerry Zucker
Ground Crewman #1

Kitten Natividad
Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane (uncredited)

Larry Blake
Upside-Down Man (uncredited)

Paula Moody
Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Sandra Lee Gimpel
Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Henry Wills
Commuter on Baggage Carousel (uncredited)

Joyce Mandel
Woman on Flight (uncredited)

Gene LeBell
Religious Zealot (uncredited)

Susan Breslau
Ticket Agent (uncredited)