Jo Koy
Joe Valencia

Brandon Wardell
Joe 'Junior' Valencia Jr.

Lydia Gaston
Susan Valencia

Eugene Cordero
Eugene Valencia

Eva Noblezada
Tala

Asif Ali
Dev Deluxe

Jay Chandrasekhar
Nick

Tia Carrere
Tita Teresa

Melody Butiu
Tita Yvonne

Rodney To
Tito Arthur

Elena Juatco
Regina

Tiffany Haddish
Vanessa Morgan

Lou Diamond Phillips
Lou Diamond Phillips

Carly Pope
Catherine

Michael Weaver
Kyle

Michael Jonsson
'Numbers' the Accountant

Dustin Ybarra
Alfonso

Rodney Perry
Father Hildo

Jimmy O. Yang
Marvin

Gavin Matts
Raymond

Enid-Raye Adams
Director

Ruth Bidner
Assistant Director

Xavier de Guzman
Ramone

Brad Grunberg
Announcer (voice)

Arkie Kandola
Jeet Singh

Melanie Rees
Jamie Peters

Sherry Mandujano
Toast Employee

Katherine Skelton
Mom