Norm Macdonald
Mitch

Artie Lange
Sam

Jack Warden
Pops

Traylor Howard
Kathy

Christopher McDonald
Travis Cole

Chevy Chase
Dr. Farthing

Don Rickles
Hamilton

Polly Shannon
Toni-Ann

David Koechner
Anton Phillips

Rebecca Romijn
Bearded Lady

Gary Coleman
Self

Ken Norton
Self

Gerry Mendicino
Manetti

Hrant Alianak
Kirkpatrick

Grant Nickalls
Jason

Scott Gibson
Frat Guy

Boyd Banks
Creepy Harry

Shane Daly
Door Henchman

James Binkley
Unaffected Henchman

James Downey
Martin / Homeless Guy

Fred Wolf
Homeless Guy

Johnie Chase
Policeman

Conrad Bergschneider
Policeman

Kay Hawtrey
Gladys

Dini Petty
Self

Arturo Gil
Midget Paul

Chris Gillett
Suit Guy

Kevin Farley
Theater Worker

Sanjay Talwar
Theater Worker

George Chuvalo
Ring Announcer

Richard Sali
Ed

Michael A. Miranda
Low Life

Anthony J. Mifsud
Low Life

Cliff Saunders
Thief

Bess Motta
Aerobics Instructor (archive footage)

Chris Farley
Jimmy (uncredited)

Conrad Goode
John (uncredited)

John Goodman
Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)

Adam Sandler
Satan (uncredited)

Jennifer Steede
Woman at Bar (uncredited)

Uni Park
Saigon Whore