Danny Nucci
Benny Rodriguez

Chauncey Leopardi
Squints

Sarah Deakins
Sara Santorelli

Brandon Olds
Two Ton

Cainan Wiebe
Ryan

Samuel Patrick Chu
Wok

Meshach Peters
Q

Luke Perry
Tommy Santorelli

Chris Gauthier
Officer Pork Chop

Paul Jarrett
Earl Needman

Alexander Ludwig
E.J.

Leila Johnson
Judy

Peter Grasso
Bud

Michael Antonakos
Lou

Jay Brazeau
Doctor Parker

Brendan Beiser
Umpire

Jason Bryden
Theater Manager / Usher

Michael Adamthwaite
Dodger Pitcher

Malcolm Scott
Agent

Sonja Bennett
Pearl

Dawn Chubai
Reporter

Chris Shields
Doctor Washington

Dean Hinchey
Adult Ryan

Brian Dobson
Narrator (voice)